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Najib Muhammad Ya'u Ja'en January 10, 2019 ,Funny

*ZUKI TAMALLE**

wata mata mai suna zukitamalle ta samu

gardamar haihuwa a garin sharota, aka kaita

asibitin Dr. Zubairu National hospital, Nurses

sukayi iya bakin kokarin su amma yaro yaki

fitowa, bayan awa 24 sai yaro ya leko da

kansa yayi tambayoyi kamar haka:

yaro: Nan Najeriya ne?

Nurses: Eh

yaro: kash.. Abinda nake jin tsoro kenan shi

yasa naki fitowa tun jiya.

Nurses: oh abin mamaki.

Yaro: nawane litre mai?

Nurse: N145

Nawa buhun shinkafa?

Nurse: 18,000

Yaro: masarafa?

Nurse: 16,000

Yaro: kalanzir galanfa?

Nurse: 1,200

Yaro: awa nawa ake samun wuta arana?

Nurse: awa 1 a rana koma kasa da haka

Yaro: yan matan chibok angansu?

Nurse: a kawai ragowar kusan 200.

Yaro: sai buhari yaci zan sauko

Nurse: ai shine yake mulkin

Yaro: da gaske? To bazan saukoba,

Ku kai babata Dubai ta haifini a can

bazan sauko ananba

~~By Najibkhan NB Srk~~

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Name

1.Shahrukhkhan

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2.Salmankhan

★★★

3.Amirkhan

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Najibkhan NB Srk Malamin Kimiyya Da Kapce-Inkiya A Sashin Fasaha Shine Najib NB Programmer

TOP BOLLYWOOD MOVIE 2019

Verdict

Movie

1.Sahoo

- - -

A. Url-The Surgical Strike

243.77 Cr

B.Total Dhamal

154.30 Cr

C.Kesari

153.00 Cr

Najib Muhammad Ya'u Ja'en, Malamin Kimiyya Da Kafce.Kukasance Tareda Wannan Kayataccen Shapi,Don Samun Muhimman Labarai Kala-Kala Daga Sassan Duniya.Musamman Labarai Kasar "Nigeria Da India" Da Sauran Kanun Labarai Na Yau Da Kullum Dake Fadin Duniya.Akoda Yaushe Muna Maraba Da Maziyarta Wannan Shapi,Dafatan Zakuci Gaba Dabamu Hadin Kai Wajen Bamu Taku Gudun Mawar,Allah Yasa Ameen.

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Total

Movie

1.Dangal

1893.35 Cr

2.Bajrangi Bhaijaan

915.00 Cr

3. Screat Super Star

902.92 Cr

4.Baahubali 2 Hindi

893.43 Cr

5.PK

831.50 Cr

My Name Is Najib Muhammad Ya'u,I'am From Nigeria In Kano State,Gwale Local Goverment.I Love My Country Nigeria,And My State And Then My All Families,Thank You.

100 CRORE CLUB

Collection

Movie

1.Baahubali

2511.30 Cr

2.Happy New Year

205.00 Cr

3. Bajrangi Bhaijaan

320.34 Cr

4.Dangal

387.39 Cr

5.Sanju

341.22 Cr

6.Tiger Zinda Hai

339.16 Cr

Najib NB Programmer,Inna Muku Fata Nagari Tareda Kasancewa Cikin Farin Ciki Akoda Yaushe.Domin Neman Karin Bayani Ko Kulla Kasuwanci Damu Ko Kuma Son Mu Bude Muku Shafin Yanar Gizo [Website] Kai Tsaye Zaku Iya Tuntubata Ta Wannan Number Din 08168211346 Ko Kuma Turo Sako Ta Email Click Here Send Message Sai Naji Daga Gareku Nagode.

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Points

Name

1-Salman Khan

2200 Points

2-Aamir Khan

1450 Points

3- Akshay Kumar

1100 Points

4- Ajay Devgn

1000 Points

5- Shah Rukh Khan

950 Points

6- Ranbir Kapoor

600 Points

7- Hrithik Roshan

500 Points

I Love You All My Fan's,Visitor's,Follower's And Many More People From Other's Country,Proud Of You Too.

50 PROVERB FOR LEARNER'S

‹ ENGLISH PROVERB ›

For Students

Every culture has a collection of wise sayings that offer advice about how to live your life. These sayings are called "proverbs". It's good to know the really common English proverbs because you hear them come up in conversation all the time. Sometimes people say the entire proverb to give advice to a friend. More often, someone will say just part of a proverb like this: You know what they say: when the going gets tough...

(Read 50 below to learn the rest of this proverb and what it means.)

Learning proverbs can also help you to understand the way that people in English-speaking cultures think about the world.

This is a list of some of the most important and well-known English proverbs. Below each one, there's a simple explanation. Note that some of the meanings of these phrases have shifted over the years, so a proverb might have originally had a different meaning than the one explained.

1. "Two wrongs don't make a right."

Meaning:

When someone has done something bad to you, trying to get revenge will only make things worse.

2. "The pen is mightier than the sword."

Meaning:

Trying to convince people with ideas and words is more effective than trying to force people to do what you want.

3. "When in Rome, do as the Romans."

Meaning:

Act the way that the people around you are acting. This phrase might come in handy when you're traveling abroad notice that people do things differently than you're used to.

4 "The squeaky wheel gets the grease."

Meaning:

You can get better service if you complain about something. If you wait patiently, no one's going to help you.

5 "When the going gets tough, the tough get going."

Meaning:

Strong people don't give up when they come across challenges. They just work harder.

6 "No man is an island."

Meaning:

You can't live completely independently. Everyone needs help from other people.

7 "Fortune favors the bold."

Meaning:

People who bravely go after what they want are more successful than people who try to live safely.

8 "People who live in glass houses should not throw stones."

Meaning:

Don't criticize other people if you're not perfect yourself.

9 "Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst."

Meaning:

This seems pretty clear.

10 "Better late than never."

Meaning:

This one's clear, too.

11. "Birds of a feather flock together."

Meaning:

People like to spend time with others who are similar to them.

12. "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

Meaning:

If you have an enemy, pretend to be friends with them instead of openly fighting with them. That way you can watch them carefully and figure out what they're planning.

13. "A picture is worth a thousand words."

Meaning:

Pictures convey emotions and messages better than written or spoken explanations.

14. "There's no such thing as a free lunch."

Meaning:

Things that are offered for free always have a hidden cost.

15. "There's no place like home."

Meaning:

Your own home is the most comfortable place to be.

16. "Discretion is the greater part of valor."

Meaning:

Sometimes it's important to know when to give up and run away, instead of always acting brave and maybe getting hurt.

17. "The early bird catches the worm."

Meaning:

You should wake up and start work early if you want to succeed.

18. "Never look a gift horse in the mouth."

Meaning:

If someone offers you a gift, don't question it.

19. "You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs."

Meaning:

When you try to do something great, you'll probably make a few people annoyed or angry. Don't worry about those people; just focus on the good results.

20. "God helps those who help themselves."

Meaning:

Don't just wait for good things to happen to you. Work hard to achieve your goals.

21. "You can't always get what you want."

Meaning:

Don't whine and complain if you don't get what you wanted.

22. "Cleanliness is next to godliness."

Meaning:

Be clean.

23. "A watched pot never boils."

Meaning:

If something takes time to finish, don't watch it too closely because it will seem like it's taking forever.

24. "Beggars can't be choosers."

Meaning:

If you're asking for a favor from someone else, you have to take whatever they give you.

25. "Actions speak louder than words."

Meaning:

Just saying that you'll do something doesn't mean much. Actually doing it is harder and more meaningful.

26. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Meaning:

Don't try to improve something that already works fairly well. You'll probably end up causing new problems.

27. "Practice makes perfect."

Meaning:

You have to practice a skill a lot to become good at it.

28. "Too many cooks spoil the broth."

Meaning:

When there are too many people trying to lead and give their opinions, it's confusing and leads to bad results. Jobs and projects should have one or two strong leaders.

29. "Easy come, easy go."

Meaning:

When you get money quickly, like by winning it, it's easy to spend it or lose it quickly as well.

30. "Don't bite the hand that feeds you."

Meaning:

If someone's paying you or helping you out, you have to be careful not to make them angry or say bad things about them .

31. "All good things must come to an end."

Meaning:

You сan't keep having good luck or fun forever; eventually it will stop.

32. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

Meaning:

When you try to change someone's behavior and it doesn't work, you might have to change instead. For example, if you're trying to get your classmates to focus on studying but they want to party, maybe you should just party with them.

33. "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

Meaning:

Different people have different ideas about what's valuable.

34. "There's no time like the present."

Meaning:

If you need to do something, don't wait until later. Do it now.

35. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

Meaning:

Different people have different ideas about what's beautiful.

36. "Necessity is the mother of invention."

Meaning:

When you're really in need, you think of creative solutions to your problems.

37. "A penny saved is a penny earned."

Meaning:

Save your money.

38. "Familiarity breeds contempt."

Meaning:

When you're around someone for too long, you get tired of them and annoyed by them.

39. "You can't judge a book by its cover."

Meaning:

Things sometimes look different than they really are. A restaurant that looks old and small might have amazing food, for example.

40. "Good things come to those who wait."

Meaning:

Be patient.

41. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Meaning:

Have a backup plan. Don't risk all of your money or time in one plan.

42. "Two heads are better than one."

Meaning:

When two people cooperate with each other, they come up with better ideas.

43. "The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill."

Meaning:

People tend to want whatever they don't have.

44. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

Meaning:

Don't do mean things to people.

45. "A chain is only as strong as its weakest link."

Meaning:

If one member of a team doesn't perform well, the whole team will fail.

46. "Honesty is the best policy."

Meaning:

Don't lie.

47. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."

Meaning:

Sometimes it's good to be away from your partner, because it makes you want to see each other again.

48. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."

Meaning:

If you try to help someone, but they don't take your advice or offers, give up. You can't force someone to accept your help.

49. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Meaning:

Your plans might not work out, so don't start thinking about what you'll do after you succeed. Wait until you've already succeeded, and then you can think about what to do next.

50. "If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."

Meaning:

Don't trust other people to do important things for you. You have to do things yourself to control the quality of the results.

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NAJIBKHAN NB SRKAssalam Alaikom:Barkanku Da Zuwa Babban Sashi Na Musamman,Shidai Wannan Shafi Munsamar Dashi Ne Don Samunuhimman Labarai Wadanda Suka Jibanci Sha'anin Kasar "India" Tunda Daga Kan Fina-Finansu,Tarin Jarumai,Fassarar WaQa.Dadai Sauran Makamantansu,Duka Ta Cikin Wannan Shafi Me Albarka,Haka Zhalika Akwai Dadin Wasu Labaran Cikin Harshen Hausa.Gamasu Son Tambaya Ko Sharhi Ko Kuma Son Abude Musu Shafin Yanar Gizo Zaku Iya Kiran Wannan Nambar 08168211346 Ko Turo Mana Sako Ta Email Dina ,Sai Naji Daga Gareku,Nagode.

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